
In Wisconsin almost every house has a basement. It’s funny for Midwest homesteaders to imagine people using self-storage units or attics to store their stuff, but they do, so this post will suggest ways to clean all of these places. Before you clean, you need to get in the right frame of mind. A person only stores what they have room to store. The more space you allow yourself for keeping things, the more likely you’ll hoard. It’s interesting to note that the American self-storage industry is a multi-billion dollar industry and over 50% of the people who rent storage space are NOT in the process of relocating or living somewhere temporarily. That is the degree to which Americans hoard stuff. We buy it and pay to store it! An average storage unit costs $100 a month to rent. If you’re looking for a cushion in your budget, ridding yourself of that excess “stuff” is a less painful sacrifice than giving up cable! It’s perfectly acceptable to allocate a section of your attic or basement to storage and convert the rest of the space to some other use. Enviro Girl has a closet measuring 8 X 10 in which she stores a hot water heater (boiler, actually, because her house uses radiant heat), water softener, electrical fuse box, and 3 metal shelving units. By walling off that room, the rest of her basement became play space for her family. Declaring the rest of an attic or basement for some fun use will inspire diligence in this task.

Repeat this mantra: If I never use something, there is no reason to keep it. If I have no good memory attached to something, there is no reason to keep it. Guilt is not a reason to keep stuff.
Think of the freedom, the financial savings, the clarity and the great “chi” you’ll gain by ridding yourself of the things you’ve stashed in storage. Now, are you ready?
For this monster of a spring cleaning job you’ll need:
large boxes
vacuum cleaner with attachments
plastic storage bins
old towels
diluted vinegar in a spray bottle
old socks filled with ground coffee beans
1. Empty the space. Yes, that is intimidating as heck, but do it. Enviro Girl has had to do this twice in her own basement–once when a water pipe broke and flooded the space, another time when the sewage lift pump broke and raw sewage backwashed into her basement. Trust her, you’ll be happier doing this job under optimal circumstances instead of waiting for disaster to strike.
2. While you empty your storage space, create separate piles of things you’ll throw away or donate to charity and things you’ll keep. A good rule of thumb for this process is: if you haven’t even opened a box in 5 years, get rid of it. Allow yourself ONE storage bin for sentimental artifacts (leather motorcycle jacket, high school yearbooks, bowling trophies, etc.). Be realistic about what will be useful in the future. Enviro Girl thought she should keep her children’s playpen for future grandchildren. Her oldest son is eleven. Realistically, her future daughters-in-law will NOT want their babies in a 30-year-old piece of baby furniture–Enviro Girl had to abandon that silly fantasy and get rid of the playpen. It isn’t safe, it isn’t practical. Unless you plan to have another baby living in your house within the next decade, get rid of the baby gear. Unless you’re going camping in the next year, get rid of the camping gear. By law you are required to keep the last 7 years’ worth of financial and tax information–any older financial records can be shredded.
3. While you empty your storage space, make a pile of what you know you use every year–Christmas ornaments, seasonal tools, seasonal clothing, sporting goods, camping gear. Store those things together in clearly marked bins.
4. Vacuum out the entire space, ceiling, corners, ledges, windowsills. Wipe down any surfaces with the diluted vinegar.
5. If you haven’t got shelves or hooks, it’s best to install them in your now-empty storage area. Six-foot tall metal shelving units are available at most home improvement or hardware stores for very reasonable prices. Enviro Girl has three in her basement storage area and a few heavy-duty hooks for things like wreaths and folding chairs. If you’re not opting for shelving, get 2X4 lengths of wood to lay down beneath your treasures. You don’t want to store anything directly on the floor because you want to protect from water damage and pest damage.
6. Store what you plan to keep in plastic storage bins. Do NOT use cardboard boxes. Why plastic storage bins? That’s funny advice from a person committed to using less plastic! Plastic will repel pests like mice and bugs drawn to the glue used in paper products. Plastic also repels water very nicely and keeps things from becoming damp or mildew-y. If you live in a very humid climate, you may want to invest in a dehumidifier for your storage space. Humidity breeds mold problems and destroys fabrics and paper. If you’re not opting for clear storage bins, label the bins with a Sharpie marker so you know at a glance what’s in them.
7. Box up the items you plan to donate or trash. Thrift stores are great places to send your old holiday decorations, ugly knick-knacks, sets of dishes, jewelry and furniture.
8. A few words about pest control: Traps work well for mice, so if you see any sign that mice are a problem (nests, holes, droppings), invest in some. Mice breed rapidly and get comfortable mighty quickly. Nip them in the tail. Or neck. For crawly sorts of pests, Enviro Girl admits to using a pesticide. She sprays Ortho Home Defense around the perimeter of her basement twice a year–in spring and in fall. Yes, this pesticide has some nasty chemicals, but they’re nastiest when applied directly to groundwater. As long as Enviro Girl sprays it inside, far away from water sources, that isn’t an issue. In pest control a small dose of prevention avoids a pound of cure. Enviro Girl’s mother-in-law used to set off bug bombs in her house monthly, coating every surface with toxic poisons. When Enviro Girl convinced her to buy a bottle of Ortho Home Defense, she found she was preventing the pests from getting in, thus preventing their spread, thus preventing even more hazardous measures to get rid of them. It’s safer to apply pest prevention than to fight a bad infestation.
9. Strategically place those old socks stuffed with coffee grounds in corners that smell funky–and in freezer units and coolers. The coffee grounds will neutralize the odors without the harmful chemicals found in Glade Plug-Ins or air fresheners.
Cleaning out your storage space is a daunting task, and some experts will suggest you break this job into sections so you don’t get overwhelmed. Enviro Girl says it’s good to do this job in one day because if you have so much stuff that it overwhelms you, you’ll become more willing to get rid of it (Enviro Girl is kind of sadistic about these issues). By cleaning your storage space thoroughly, you’ll only need to vacuum or sweep it a couple times a year. You’ll find things you need (like that strand of white Christmas lights for above your fireplace mantel) easily once you’ve organized your “stuff.” And by having less “stuff” to store, you’ll have more room for breathing, moving and living in, too.